‘Boris Johnson has a squirrel problem’

The first thing Boris Johnson said to the interviewer for the financial times was that ‘He had a Squirrel problem’
‘One of the singers in One Direction was attacked by a Squirrel in Battersea Park and was actually disabled’ He says. He also said that he would much rather the capital was inhabited by peace-loving Red Squirrels than the pop-star-bothering grey!
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